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Category: Funny

  • I’ve got some good news…

    Is it me, or does something bad happen every time someone switches to Geico?

  • Harrionette Miers

    Harriet Miers is but a puppet controlled by Hier Bush

    The image above, much like my photoshop skills, is far from perfect. The idea for the picture came to me while chatting with my boss yesterday, so rather then get a full night’s sleep, I created it using the trial version of Photoshop CS2. In the spirit of full disclosure, I know very little about:

    1. Harriet Miers
    2. Harriet Miers’ qualifications sit on the Supreme Court or to hold any other position for that matter.
    3. Whether or not Harriet Miers was nominated because she is easily manipulatable, as the picture suggests.

    I’m pretty sure since this is parody that I’m not breaking any laws. Feel free to copy and distribute, but I’d appreciate it if you left the callblog.net tag in place and give a link back to callblog or this post.

    Harriet Miers, Supreme Court, Photoshop, puppetry, marionettes

  • Adsense and Facial Hair – yes, they’re related.

    I’m thinking about putting adsense ads on the front page of callblog. Heres the issue: I use the free version of Opera, and it’s unobtrusive google text ads are always the same or very similar to adsense ads on the page I’m looking at. When I’m looking at individual entries, the ads are usually related to the content of the entry in some way. When I’m looking at callblog’s front page, the ads are for beard and goatee trimmers. Granted, I do have a pretty sweet goatee. I’m just not sure why google obsesses over it so much.

    That being said, bring on the wacky beards!

    beards, goatees, chin beards, mustache, adsense, google, beard contest

  • Forget ASDF

    I’m done using asdf@asdf.com for webf orms, from now on, I’m going with the much more extreme abcd@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com.

    Original Story[Not safe for work] from Blogwars[Also not safe for work].

  • Help! I’m trapped on an Argentinian message board!

    Check this post at an Argentinian forum out. Scroll down to the post by Maynard. There I am, pretending to sleep on my keyboard at the ol’ HelpDesk. I only found out about it because the bastard hot linked to the picture. Another forum post that I grace with my presence can be found here. The post is by a gentleman or lady who goes by the name Turtle and is captioned “The monday syndrom”.

    I’m trying to think of a good way to put those hot linkers in their place. I suppose I could change the image to a message insulting Maynard’s mother, or make the image 17MB so the page just loads (basically) forever for everyone who looks at it. I don’t really want to be too much of a nuisance because I think it’s pretty funny. Does anyone have any spiffy ideas for revenge?

  • Incentive

    Friend of Housemate (female): Where’s the spray?  (referencing the air freshener that used to be in the bathroom)

    Housemate: I think it’s all gone.

    Friend of Housemate: I’m sorry then.

    Housemate: It’s okay, man.

    At this point I start looking for an apartment again. Speaking of, if anyone knows of an affordable rental, for a non student in or around Keene, NH, either comment here or drop me a line another way.

  • Housemates

    Housemate #1: Did I spell barely right? 

    Housemate #2: Let me see.  No.

    HM #1: How do you spell it?

    HM #2: B-A-I-R…

    HM#1: What?

    HM#2: Let me think.  B-A-I-R-L-Y

    The moral of the story is always check your sources.

  • All better?

    Now, for your reading pleasure, one of the funniest setences in the english language:

    That’s not milk.

  • My new LDS

    Tonight after dinner, I called the local dive shop, figuring no one will be there, but I could listen to the message to hear the store hours.  It went something like this:

    *ring… ring… ring*

    Guy: Hello?

    Me: Hi, is this [local dive shop name]?

    Guy: Yeah, we’re closed for the day.  What can I help you with?

    Me: I was looking for your hours…

    Guy: We’re open from 10 to 6 on *pause* Monday *pause* Tuesday *pause* Closed Wednesday *pause* Thursday *pause* Friday *pause* Close at 5 on Saturday *pause* Closed Sunday.  Anything else?

    Me: No, thank you.

    *click*

    I feel like I ought to go buy something so they can afford an answering machine.

  • Funny ebay feedback

    Repost from SE[Not Safe For Work]

    Deb, you’ll like this: Mizzelphug’s eBay feedback[Safe For Work]