Incentive

Friend of Housemate (female): Where’s the spray?  (referencing the air freshener that used to be in the bathroom)

Housemate: I think it’s all gone.

Friend of Housemate: I’m sorry then.

Housemate: It’s okay, man.

At this point I start looking for an apartment again. Speaking of, if anyone knows of an affordable rental, for a non student in or around Keene, NH, either comment here or drop me a line another way.