{"id":98,"date":"2005-07-03T11:21:05","date_gmt":"2005-07-03T15:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.callblog.net\/?p=98"},"modified":"2025-10-17T13:39:54","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T17:39:54","slug":"its-my-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/post\/its-my-birthday","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s my birthday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am sick and tired of people coming up to me at Wal*Mart and asking me &#8220;Do you work here?&#8221; or worse yet, just assuming that I do and asking me where to find things.  I think it&#8217;s the fact that I keep my keys on a lanyard that throws them off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sick and tired of people coming up to me at Wal*Mart and asking me &#8220;Do you work here?&#8221; or worse yet, just assuming that I do and asking me where to find things. I think it&#8217;s the fact that I keep my keys on a lanyard that throws them off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":841,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions\/841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}