{"id":93,"date":"2005-06-30T09:30:03","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T13:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.callblog.net\/?p=93"},"modified":"2025-10-17T13:40:40","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T17:40:40","slug":"help-im-trapped-on-an-argentinian-message-board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/post\/help-im-trapped-on-an-argentinian-message-board","title":{"rendered":"Help!  I&#8217;m trapped on an Argentinian message board!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jedbangers.com.ar\/foro\/viewtopic.php?t=5684\">post at an Argentinian forum<\/a> out.  Scroll down to the post by <em>Maynard<\/em>.  There I am, pretending to sleep on my keyboard at the ol&#8217; HelpDesk. I only found out about it because the bastard hot linked to the picture.  Another forum post that I grace with my presence can be found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsdominica.com\/forum\/forum_posts.asp?TID=554\">here<\/a>.  The post is by a gentleman or lady who goes by the name <em>Turtle<\/em> and is captioned &#8220;The monday syndrom&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to think of a good way to put those hot linkers in their place.  I suppose I could change the image to a message insulting Maynard&#8217;s mother, or make the image 17MB so the page just loads (basically) forever for everyone who looks at it.  I don&#8217;t really want to be too much of a nuisance because I think it&#8217;s pretty funny.  Does anyone have any spiffy ideas for revenge?  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check this post at an Argentinian forum out. Scroll down to the post by Maynard. There I am, pretending to sleep on my keyboard at the ol&#8217; HelpDesk. I only found out about it because the bastard hot linked to the picture. Another forum post that I grace with my presence can be found here. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":844,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}