Tonight after dinner, I called the local dive shop, figuring no one will be there, but I could listen to the message to hear the store hours.\u00c2\u00a0 It went something like this:<\/p>\n
*ring\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ring\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ring*<\/p>\n
Guy: Hello?<\/p>\n
Me: Hi, is this [local dive shop name]?<\/p>\n
Guy: Yeah, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re closed for the day.\u00c2\u00a0 What can I help you with?<\/p>\n
Me: I was looking for your hours\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n
Guy: We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re open from 10 to 6 on *pause* Monday *pause* Tuesday *pause* Closed Wednesday *pause* Thursday *pause* Friday *pause* Close at 5 on Saturday *pause* Closed Sunday.\u00c2\u00a0 Anything else?<\/p>\n
Me: No, thank you.<\/p>\n
*click*<\/p>\n
I feel like I ought to go buy something so they can afford an answering machine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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