{"id":10,"date":"2005-05-11T19:39:16","date_gmt":"2005-05-11T19:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=10"},"modified":"2025-10-17T13:46:17","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T17:46:17","slug":"in-soviet-russia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/post\/in-soviet-russia","title":{"rendered":"In Soviet Russia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In America, everyone carries national ID cards.\u00c2\u00a0 In Soviet Russia\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>well crap, that joke just got alot less funny.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not the first to apply the genius of Yakov Smirnoff to this situation, but I just couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In America, everyone carries national ID cards.\u00c2\u00a0 In Soviet Russia\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 &#8230; &#8230; well crap, that joke just got alot less funny. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not the first to apply the genius of Yakov Smirnoff to this situation, but I just couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":861,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions\/861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/callblog.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}